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Discussion Lizerd’s children’s books.

Discussion in 'Fluff and Stories' started by Lizerd, May 31, 2019.

  1. Scalenex
    Slann

    Scalenex Keeper of the Indexes Staff Member

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    Write what you want. I'm just impressed a Bastiladon managed to tree itself.
     
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    Stegadon

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    I should be able to get something out this weekend, so you have that to get ready for :)
     
  3. Lord Agragax of Lunaxoatl
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    Stegadon

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    The very horrific picnic


    “And I though wasps were bad” Malekith


    “Oh shit, that’s not a seagull” Teclis, enjoying a sandwich on the beach


    “His mouth has blood because he didn’t floss” imperial dentist


    The sun was high in the sky, without a cloud in sight. Since lizardmen counter attacks were not very common at this time (for they were all lying around like lizards in the sun) a group of elves led by Teclis decided to enjoy a day out of the hot jungle and on the beach. Best of all there would be no seagulls to bother them, so they elves kicked back and relaxed in the warm sun, occasionally eating stuff they brought, with a delicious aroma.


    But the smell was carried by a light breeze, back into the jungle. There, in the canopy it wafted through the trees, and right into the nose of a Ripperdactyl. Immediately it perked up, for the Ripperdactyl was hungry. After sniffing for a moment it took to the air and scanned the beach where the smell was coming from. It immediately spotted the elves on the beach, and the delicious food they were cooking. It licked its chops and descended upon them.

    “Is it just me or did the wind pick up?”

    “Shut up I’m enjoying the sun” Teclis grumpily responded. Like that, the Ripperdactyl was upon them, devouring sandwiches and anything in reach, in a moment the food was devoured and it turned its eyes on the elves, who instantly knew they were in deep shit. The Ripperdactyl lunged, tearing the heads off a few elves and picking up their corpses before taking to the wing. Teclis hurriedly readied a spell, but heard a wet thunk. For good measure, the Ripperdactyl dropped a massive turd on Teclis’s head before cawing and flying away.


    “I’m gonna give this thing a try” Tik Taq To

    “I warned you, but did you listen?” Tim the Enchanter

    “Me! Me!” A razordon
     
  5. Lord Agragax of Lunaxoatl
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    “Lustria Online’s newest literary sensation is up to his old tricks again. I’m interested now in hearing about how Malekith could have got such a bad rep with the Naggaroth wasp population” - Lord Agragax of Lunaxoatl
     
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    “Oh! I didn’t know we could give reviews too!”
    -Dracorex
     
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    I feel you man. At least it’s almost...oh, only Tuesday. :mad:Now I want to rip some elf heads off!
     
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    The week needs to go faster, I feel you

    The more the merrier!
     

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