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Contest Lustria-Online - Haiku Competition

Discussion in 'Fluff and Stories' started by spawning of Bob, Sep 19, 2015.

  1. spawning of Bob
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    spawning of Bob Well-Known Member

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    A Trociu haiku
    without a fishy surprise
    no Troć Wędrowna!

    The nomadic troć
    must be wandering today
    (your English is great)​
     
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    Slann

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    Fat sleepy old Slann
    Summon me a Carnosaur
    Foes run in terror
     
  3. Bowser
    Slann

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    Oh book of grudges
    My name written many times
    Let's go for one more
     
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    Slann

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    AOS adds sci-fi
    I have called my Slann Sco'tee
    Beam us up Sco'tee

    I think it would be awesome if someone did that! Put little Spock ears on Tetto, Slann as Scotty ( later years of course! ) a bunch of red shirts skinks and saurus. Maybe you captain Kroq! Get the star trek battle them music in your combat phase! Captain Kroq can yell KHOOOORNE! KHOOOOORNE!
    It would be a blast to play that person!
     
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  5. spawning of Bob
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    Slann

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    Haha! Oh that would be even better! A slann in his emperor robes. Kroq Vader on Dew back. Saurus storm trooper. Temple guard in the red masks as the elite guards! Skink tie pilots for rippers/terras. Or better still, Slann as Jabba, little skink on his chair becomes Salacious Crumb! Maybe a wood elf in a golden bikini chained to it! I say we build both a star wars themed and a star trek themed, have the two players meet and duke it out on the battlefield!
     
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  7. spawning of Bob
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    Interesting thoughts.
    My idea on the subject:
    You should get out more!
     
  8. Infinity Turtle
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    This is getting weird
    The perfect time for me to
    Join in all the fun!
    :turtle:
     
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    I thought it'll be hard
    to talk by this haiku
    But it is not...

    ...But it is easy.
     
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  10. Scolenex
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    Bob thinks he can write
    Haikus ev’ry single night
    But try as he might

    But he is a fake
    Though he can count syllables
    Haikus not he makes

    Even broken clocks
    Are right twice a day because
    I like his trash talk

    Scalenex is mean
    He is not a cute panda
    Ugly Skink zombie


    Bob defers to me
    He sees my supremacy
    Bob can’t rhyme like me

    The usurper wears
    An eggshell helmet bedecked
    Mighty panda glares

    The text lizard is
    In a quite handsome effect
    But Bob, read this quiz

    Why can you not see
    Text lizards are not haikus
    You cannot beat me

    Surrender right now
    Also buy my cheese or else
    Or suffer and how

    I am the winner
    Never say no to panda
    Because you know why
    ........
     
  11. spawning of Bob
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    Just you know why
    Why you and I
    Will by and by
    Know true love ways
     
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    Slann

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    The Ripperdactyls
    Hide in the skies behind clouds
    Now! Strike! Foe is dead!
     
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    OldBlood

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    The contest was fun
    But it has had it’s good run
    But contests must end

    Set a deadline soon
    We don’t want this dragged through June
    Finish this my friend

    End it dignity
    Retire this with honor
    Not through atrophy

    Declare a winner
    In Lus-tri-a-ped-i-a
    I will index this
     
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    Slann

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    Thought it was over
    Sometimes the urge to haiku
    just takes you over
     
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    discomute away
    for so long but why? he lives
    and he try harder
     
  16. El Caimán
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    The wind flies swiftly
    Seraphon is upon us
    Silence abrupted
     
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    That's probably the first post I seen that actually feels like a haiku...
     
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    Wow. With discernment like that, I would love it if you judged the entries in the scratch-built-life-size-piranha-blade competition that I just dreamed up.

    See how THAT feels, @Scalenex!
     
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    Well i studied about japan and live here after all :)
     
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    What's a serephon?
    A copyrighted lizard?
    Sounds kinda stupid
     

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