Discussion in 'General Chat' started by NIGHTBRINGER, May 19, 2017.
How much does that cat weigh?
He weighs about 18 lbs and is almost 3 feet long
Wow... what do you feed that guy?
Not as much as you'd think, we adopted him...and he didn't stop growing. His brother is normal length/weight but this guy? nope. His dad was probably a Maine Coon
If he grows anymore, you can use him as a mount! Cat cavalry.
Clearly dogs are the superior choice.
We're getting (another) puppy
That's a big kitty!
Mine is 50cm and a bit more than 4kg. Which is tiny in comparison.
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Impact Hits (D3)
Hatred (Stormcast Eternals)
“When’s breakfast?”: J. Geils may not move unless there is at least one enemy unit within 12” of him - he’s too lazy to move unless there’s something for him to chase.
Too cute to kill: J. Geils inflicts a -3 to Hit penalty to all enemies shooting at him and a -1 to Hit penalty to all enemies he is fighting in close combat (enemies aren’t so sure on his cuteness when he’s attacking them).
Thick fluffy fur: J. Geils has a 3+ Ward Save (rerolling 1s) against all cannon shots.
EDIT: the profile looks weird on here for some reason. Sorry about that
What do you think of his profile @NIGHTBRINGER?
His Lordship J. Geils is pleased
I’ll add his name to his unit profile straightaway!
That suits him so freaking well that profile
The giant eyes they make are so adorable.
and then comes the cute little butt-wiggle they do, just before the targets inevitable doom.
The last warning sign is a tiny change in their eyes, around 250 milliseconds before the jump, which happens to be close to the average human reaction time. So if you put your face in front of the cat, around 30cm away (50cm for starters), and stare into its big, beautiful eyes, you have just enough time to react when it jumps into your face.
I love cats.
That cat's face!!!
Haha, yeah that's really awesome!
the cat can't believe it...