"I did it for the cat" Explain that to your spouse and see if she is mad about the money and time you spent on it. Case in point... I'd make a "Draw me like your French girls" but with a dog the term for "girl" is different and that's not a word I want to use on L-O. This is a classic joke that everyone should have in their back pocket that works in nearly every situation if you time it right. Where's the cat that represents someone who would never dress goth but likes Crow movies, listens to Nightwish, Evanescence and Birthday Massacre and may or may not have had a huge crush on Amy Lee?