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Announcement Lustria-Online Under New Management (now revealed as April Fools joke)

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  1. Scalenex
    Slann

    Scalenex Keeper of the Indexes Staff Member

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    You may or may not have noticed a change or will soon notice a change in the art banner. I for one welcome our new glorious overlords.

    Bow-kneel before your true Masters, slaves of Lustria-Online. A glorious future of toil awaits you all. Get to work, doomsday devices don't build themselves.
     
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    Scalenex, Mar 31, 2019
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    Crowsfoot Guardian of Paints Staff Member

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    What is this true?

    This is a sad day for all.....
     
    Crowsfoot, Mar 31, 2019
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    pendrake, Mar 31, 2019
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    Im confused whats going on?
     
    Nazqua, Mar 31, 2019
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  5. Imrahil
    Slann

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    april fools?

    Gr, Imrahil
     
    Imrahil, Mar 31, 2019
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  6. The17thYak
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    Well played! :)
     
    The17thYak, Apr 1, 2019
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  7. Y'ttar Scaletail
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    Wait-wait! Why am I slave-thing?! Don't you scent-know who I am?!...Oh...you do...
     
    Y'ttar Scaletail, Apr 1, 2019
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    Slann

    Imrahil Thirtheenth Spawning

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    No, no, no not that filthy Skaven scum!!!

    Gr, Imrahil
     
    Imrahil, Apr 1, 2019
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  9. Scalenex
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    I was pulling for you, but apparently you made some enemies on the Council and they wouldn't listen.

    I certainly didn't take-take any bribes to set you up if that's what you are implying.
     
    Scalenex, Apr 1, 2019
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    Aww... rats!
     
    Just A Skink, Apr 1, 2019
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    Wait... I'm confused! What's going on!?
     
    Dracorex, Apr 1, 2019
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  12. Dracorex
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    I now realize this was an April fools joke:D
     
    Dracorex, Apr 1, 2019
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    Slann

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    The important thing is that everyone can lower your guard now and forget about it. We definitely won't do anything like this next year. :D
     
    Scalenex, Apr 2, 2019
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    ...because next year will be Tomb Kings??? :woot:
     
    NIGHTBRINGER, Apr 2, 2019
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    Slann

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    Or Stormcast ;)
     
    Crowsfoot, Apr 2, 2019
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    Might as well go all out and make it Space Marines then.
     
    NIGHTBRINGER, Apr 2, 2019
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    Maybe a slann miscast and will open a rift into the beyond allowing daemons to manifest themselves inside the temple cities...

    Plaque 43 of chamber VII in Hexoatl depicts the nightmare vision of daemons invading the continent once again, it must be true!
     
    Nazqua, Apr 2, 2019
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    ...Settrus and the Imperishables? :hilarious:
     
    Killer Angel, Apr 2, 2019
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    Can't believe its been 23 days o_O Times flying
     
    Nazqua, Apr 25, 2019
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  20. Lord Agragax of Lunaxoatl
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    Or Tyranids because let’s face it, the Tyranids are probably the one species most likely to discover the galaxy the Warhammer world is in. It’s already been to (and devoured) many others.
     
    Lord Agragax of Lunaxoatl, Apr 28, 2019
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