If I ever have kids, I will teach them "mahrlect" and "dav'rit." I taught myself to do that when I worked in an office environment with a lot of phones where even a mild swear word indirectly told would be a fireable offense. I know a kindergarten teacher who says "Bucket of fish sticks!" when she is frustrated and her kids copied her. Note the rare times I get road rage I will mix my mahrlects with so called "real" swear words.
"Umm, honey? What are you doing? Uh, no. We aren't allowed to act out daddy's Gitmo stories. At least, not in public..."
Dam right he will, I want to meet my big bros buddies. Then make him look like an idiot because I’m taller than him