Sadly... no. It won't work. Their newly minted Netflix deal (and other similar opportunities in the future) will shield them. Unfortunately fame equals money and their fame is only growing.
Indeed so, when that vile Nazi sympathiser Edward VIII went off with his divorcee. But luckily this time it was the younger brother who made this mistake, rather than the older brother closer in line to the throne. Spoiler: Strong Language Ahoy I was going to make a meme with Bond quoting Cody, but found a similar one already made: Yep, Harry apparently said himself he was going to let Meghan be the boss in their relationship. His weakness is absolute.
This is from the Babylon Bee Meghan Markle Inspires Millions Of Young Girls With Message That No Matter How Famous, Rich, And Powerful They Are, They Will Always Be Oppressed March 8th, 2021 43.9kSHARE 5.9kSHARE MONTECITO, CA—In an explosive interview with Oprah, former Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle inspired millions of young girls around the world with the very important message that no matter how rich, famous, and powerful they are, they will always be oppressed. "Oppression is inescapable," said Markle, who is married to a prince and worth approximately $50 million. "If you are a woman-- especially a woman of color, oppression will follow you all the days of your life and you will never really be happy." Young girls around the world stood up and cheered at the inspiring message, many of them feeling hope for the first time. "Thanks to Meghan Markle, I feel like I too can grow up to be a famous, rich, beautiful oppressed person," said Mikayla White, a 5th-grade girl from Southern California. "It's so encouraging to be reminded that I can grow up to be in the top 1% while never losing my resentment and high sensitivity to microaggressions." Markle has promised to continue taking her message of hope to girls everywhere until no one is happy or thankful anymore. "It's my true calling," she said.
Okay... hear me out. I have an idea to settle this royal family business. One son is loyal to his family and the crown. One son is a traitor to his family and the crown. Trail by combat. Sword fight to the death. William vs. Harry. Live and only on pay-per-view (because mainstream networks might be squeamish to air it ). Mark my words that people from all across the globe would tune in to watch it. It applies to a very wide spectrum of people. On one side you have people who are deeply invested in the royals and on the other side you have people who don't care for the royals at all but would be interested in an old school gladiatorial-style trail by combat. UFC, eat your heart out! I've got $100 on William.
Don't get me started on the whole notion of cultural appropriation! If it was up to me I'd put all proponents of that nonsense on the undercard of our William v Harry main event.
It's a bit much now. But since this is such a big story (subtitled "so much money can be gotten"), I'd give it at least two weeks of various magazine and newspaper front pages. They'll be making a lot of money. I quite enjoyed the short, to the point response from Buckingham palace. Anyways...