Star Trek vs. Star Wars (and a collection of memes)

Christopher Robin would be the guy with the snake head, wo is the major domo for Jabba.

But peronally I'd rather see Christopher Robin as Darth Vader

 

That's good question.

Han Solo?

 

Bib Fortuna

 

How would that even be possible, given Disney retconned the EU in the Sequel Trilogy? Mara doesn’t even exist in the Disney timeline, otherwise Luke would have been married to her in the Sequels...

 

Actually, that's the best explanation of Luke's behavior and characterization in the ST that I have ever heard. Dare I say it, but in my mind it fully justifies it!

 

This is an awesome cross-over.

SOMEONE MAKE THIS A MOVIE!!!!

 

Ummmm.....

I have linked, so it happened

 

fixed it.

 

Based on the image I would say...
Pooh is Jabba the Hutt
Piglet is Salacious Crumb
Rabbit is Bib Fortuna (the major domo)
Eeyore is either a Gammorean Guard or the Rancor keeper
Tigger IS the Rancor
Owl is Tessek (the squid head)
Kanga & Roo are either Klaatu, Barada, Nikto or Weequay guards
Gopher is Boba Fett (because he's sort of a "hired gun" and he keeps falling into holes)
Christopher Robin is Han Solo (because some of the stories revolve around waiting for him or looking for him)
*I could also say that Robin is Luke Skywalker b/c when he shows up all of goofing around usually stops.

 

What kind of horseshit is this?!?!



I know there are people on here that don't like it when someone claims that someone else is not a "real fan", but sometimes it is simply too obvious to ignore or stay silent on. A real Star Wars fan did not create this list. There are so many problems with but I'll just list a couple

• In what world are Luke and Yoda not in the very top tier, and how are they below the likes of Ahsoka and Leia (both characters that I personally like mind you)?
• How is Mace Windu in the $2 category with the likes of Qi'ra, Ezra and Padme? How in a bantha's rectum does Finn cost more than Mace? How can you even compare those two? Finn did nothing other than scream Rey for a trilogy of movies. Mace has to be either a $4 or $5 choice.
• Solo > Jyn Erso (or Finn or most of the $3 tier)
• putting Rex and R2 in the same tier as Jar Jar seems like a slap in the face

*rant over*

So I present you with two proposed options:

1. the boring route - complete your squad for $15 as laid out in the the picture (p.s. Windu is an absolute steal for $2)
2. the more interesting route - rearrange the characters across the tiers so that they make sense. You can't add or subtract anybody, so you're stuck with the 25 characters presented. But feel free to shuffle any number of them around as much as you wish to create a decent list. (bonus points - propose a purpose for which the user is building their squad)

Any takers?