Samurai Jack is back!!! - ... And with that the series concludes.

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    I have tried asking the extended warranty people to stop calling me.

    I have tried blocking their number but it keeps changing.

    Today, I asked for a human and did my best Aku impression. The representative hung up before I got to to the part with "Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung into the future, where my evil is law."

    We'll see if that stops the calls. I'm not optimistic, but I'll at least try to make it fun.

    Hypothetically if a sales person sat through Aku's whole villain speech, I will ask if the warranty covers insectoid robots.
     
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    Please tell me this really happened!
     
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    It did happen. It was something I pondered doing for some time, so it wasn't purely spontaneous, but today I pulled the trigger and quoted Aku's opening monologue until he hung up.

    EDIT: My Aku voice isn't great.
     
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    That is awesome. I can only imagine what he was thinking! :joyful:

    I award you a golden Chaos Dwarf...

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    Stand and be recognized!
     
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    Hypothetically, if the sales person sits through Aku's full minute monologue, then after you ask if the warranty covers insect robots, they politely respond, "Yes, but an extended warranty only covers basic maintenance issues, not magic sword damage." Then you should buy the extended warranty.

    The sales person earned his commission.
     
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