1: Cat's gonna cat, don't ask why.She had a good day. Now she has to rest...on my side of the bed.
What? No sprig of parsley?
My wife tends to get jealous that "her" cat chose me. It's not like our other cat doesn't nap on her and hang out with her all day. Wants to be a crazy cat lady apparently. Cats gonna cat, no idea why she thinks they would conform to our standards.1: Cat's gonna cat, don't ask why.
2: Of COURSE she's on your side of the bed! She knows the humans sleeps in the best spot, and that's where she wants to be. Your comfy spot is her ultra-comfy spot.