In Egypt, and besides, Bastet would totally wreck Darth Sidious.
Lions aren't our kings. Our Queen is known as Bastet, and she is a Demigod. Take that.
I never specified what kind of cat, and cheetahs can get up to 70 mph. That's fast enough to dodge any force power.
Yet that can't happen since Voldemort is dead. The cat eats off your hands so you can't force choke anymore, then eats your face. Victory to the cat!
Darth Sidious has about half the power of Voldemort, and Voldemort couldn't kill Harry Potter with an insta-death spell.
And this one cat is a wizard. 7th year at Hogwarts, to be specific.
Cat uses Mystic Shield. Lightsaber does nothing. Cat eats your face off.
Thanks @Crowsfoot
The Sith don't have magic cats though.
Actually, it's Star Wars > Cats > Tzeentch > Khorne > Nurgle+Slaanesh Get it right next time.
Project Nakai has been updated. I found the armature again, and finished covering it. Now I can start on the real stuff. Anybody know how to...
CHARGE MY FELLOW STAR LIZARDS!!! DESTROY THEM!!! :bored:
@NIGHTBRINGER we are not just Star Lizards. We are Magic Space Dinosaurs, and the force is weak compared to our power. Also, we have cats. I doubt...
We must fight against this threat. Rise up, fellow star lizards! Get all weapons ready! For Sotek and Tombo! RAAARR!!!
Wasn't this thread originally about evil hedgehogs, not Darth NIGHTBRINGE R?
Yeah, because I just love being sick. Cats are better.
Is Nurgle soft and fluffy? I thought not. Besides, Tombo's gifts are better than Nurgle's.
The Cat Overlords prevent me from posting pictures of myself online. I can post a picture of Oreo, as she isn't involved in the internet .[ATTACH]
Tzeentch doesn't just have pretty colors, he also has magic, randomness, and best of all, evil pranks. Of course, the greatest god is Tombo.
Yet another update on Nakai. I found him again, and added some more greenstuff to him, but he still looks about the same.