I see your tag and counter with a box I found at work: [ATTACH] When I first saw this, I asked myself: "What does China know that we do not?"
My favorite Gaiman book is still Good Omens, with Terry Pratchett.
Drakk, the Dockmaster explains that someone rolled a bunch of barrels into the dock, possibly damaging it. He will need to examine it for such...
Nodding, the clerk puts the ore samples away. "Well, that depends on what you want. Malachite and Azurite," she says, gesturing to the mottled...
Bigbang, the dockmaster is looking for you. He didn't see you due to your high ability to sneak away, but he did see you loading those barrels...
Drakk, you feel like you should be annoyed that Ohmen is obviously trying to be a copy-you... kind of... But on the other hand, the kobold behind...
Bigbang, you are alive. You rode the barrels down the hill, through town, and to the land-docks. As you approached the docks, you turned about and...
Outside, a low rumbling sound fills the air. It grows louder and louder, and is soon followed by a shrill voice shouting something. You cannot...
As several of you return to, or venture aboard Payback for the first time, you notice a note pinned to the wall in the helm room. Apparently,...
<Ah, you will be leaving us then?> the illithid asks curiously. When you nod yes, he smiles as only a squid-headed being can and pats you on the...
oh, and for you British Humor fans out there... Faust Among Equals by Tom Holt. The magician Faust escapes from hell and flattens someone with a...
Which Walmart can you buy husky puppies at?!? ...I must build that now... but if I do, my cats will not use it, BECAUSE I built it for them, and...
This is a repost. Also, I have tried doing that. It... does not work well. Remember this rule: A pallet jack is an awesomely useful piece of...
Creatively. That's how.
Ooo, I'd forgotten about those three! They were great! Magician: Apprentice, et al from Raymond Feist is also a good series...
That leaves the ore exchange. Walking inside, there are four kobolds working here. One is discussing a trade with a familiar face - Master Trader...
A wonderful idea! Unfortunately, the reality of where you are is a severe limitation on your mission. You are on a floating island, inhabited by...
Unable to contain himself, Drakk excuses himself from the discussion and rushes out to take a look at his new toy! From a distance, the...
Ooookay... Well, some people have already mentioned a few classics. Narnia Chronicles, and of course Tolkein's stuff (but NOT the Silmarillon -...
<Actually,> Eugene says calmly, <he will be coming with me on my ship. I am going to take him back to his homeland for a time. Bigbang here will...