I'm getting a little worried about not having nearly as many entries as the enthusiasm for this contest would indicate. I'm sure most of you are...
[IMG] Long ago in a distant land, I, Kathleen Kennedy, the social chameleon master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable wokeness. But a foolish...
I'd say in those 23 years he aged about five years. Like Jennifer Anniston, Keanu Reaves is well preserved but not immortal.
This could go on the Dogs and cats thread...
1000+ pages, everyone will find something offensive on this thread. I should find that offensive because Netflix pulled or chopped up a bunch of...
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Given that Force powers are hereditary it always seemed bat skyte crazy to me that Jedi were encouraged to be celibate. The only reason they...
Avocados have a pit in the middle. Avacatos have a kit in the middle... [IMG]
The same way I stop when skiing...face plant in the ground.
@Paradoxical Pacifism Thank you for the correction, though I consider Russia primarily Western and it was not hundreds of thousands, it was...
addendum. Its not bad. It's not going to become my new favorite topping (salami has that title), but salami, pepperoni, mushrooms, and anchovies...
[MEDIA] This is sobering. The sparrow thing might have been funny if it didn't lead to loss of human life. This is not unique to China. I am...
I know you are all wistfully saying "I wish my life was as exciting and meaningful as Scalenex's" [IMG]
Me too, why couldn't I be born in November... If I was born 7 hours later I would be born in January. 5 hours with Jar Jar would figuratively...
Thank you for your reply. Until someone persuades me of the benefits of a rotating cylinder, I figure Scarterra is a geocentric universe where...
I want it! I was hoping to make a Lustrian themed charnel pit though I'd want to give this a tarpit base....
Natalie Portman: "After Star Wars, my acting career will be THIS big. You guys not so much." "We want to buy Ahmed Best a therapist because...
There was a high profile case in the 1990s where an old woman sued McDonalds after getting severe coffee related burns. Initially she won over a...
I've been doing a good job eating healthy since Covid hit. Not like crazy healthy, but I lost 15 pounds over the last six months. Slow and...
2007 to 2010 was the golden age of amazing Onion videos. Just look for anything mentioning Clifford Banes. Their discussion panels are always...