AoS AoS - Did You Know That... ?

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  1. borkbork
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    lol, the simplest rules ever and i fail to understand them
     
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  2. Ixt
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    Haha it's ok. 25 years old and I still can't beat this game:

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  3. n810
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    I've done it a few times, But I forgot where you are supposed to start (empty peg).
     
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    Teach me your secrets, o sage!! :D
     
  5. n810
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    I do recall that leaving pegs in the corners was bad.
     
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  6. spawning of Bob
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    Did you know that AoS is fattening?

    Did you know that borkbork and Ixt broke the thread rules?
     
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    Did you know that AoS was the unfinished game they found on the parlour table on the Marie Celeste?

    And n810 broke the rule, too.
     
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  8. Ixt
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    Did you know that AoS... "DOES NOT SERVE -- IT RULES!?"

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    :p
     
  9. NIGHTBRINGER
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    Did you know that AoS has earned the name "Age of Shitmar" in some circles of the gaming community?

    He's a Slann... he makes the rules!
     
  10. spawning of Bob
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    Did you know that no models were harmed in the play-testing process for AoS?

    Skavenslaves - Every slave that pops in the battleshock phase (with bravery 3) has a 1/6 chance of auto wounding the nearest unit (ie you.) If that 100 model unit takes 20 wounds to shooting and combat in your round, you haven't reduced its combat effectiveness or staying power, and you've got 3-4 MW coming back at you.
     
  11. Slanputin
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    How is that a derogatory thing?

    You broke your own rules Bob.
     
  12. Madrck
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    Did you know AoS finally gave Bob a chance to remind me that I was super drunk and thought it would be a good idea to submit a short story
     
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    Did you know that NOT harming models is a symptom of GW NOT play testing AoS?

    And @Madrck broke the thread rule too. AoS causing drunken short story submitting is surely a good thing. Just check out "The Beginning" by @Fhanados. Intro to his latest chapter. He must have been on something.

    Did you know that Night goblin fanatics will be wrecking balls? Any number of models deployed from hiding at the beginning of the charge phase with 2.6x -2 rend wounds per model. They are now guided missiles every movement and charge phase (with a 1/6 comical self emasculation tax only on the movement phase) Ouch.
     
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  14. Madrck
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    Did you know that because of AoS I've been out of the loop for a little while and had no idea whether what I'd done was a good or a bad thing.
    I'll def check out the other story when I get a chance
     
  15. Padre
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    Did you know the Age of Sigmar promised me that the trucks would be waiting at the dropzone?

    Did you know that Arkhan can destroy any unit with a lucky series of roles? With Curse of Years, you roll ten dice, wounding on 6, then rerolling wounds needing 5s and so on. If you get even one die down to 2s and then wound, the entire rest of the unit dies as it never says that 1s fail to wound.
     
  16. Scolenex
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    [​IMG]

    Don't try to lay the blame for the pile of mahrlect up game system that is Age of Sigmar on this humble panda.

    I don't agree with Scalenex on many things, but I think I'm going to look into Kings of War.
     
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  17. spawning of Bob
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    Did you know that AoS has crossed the species barrier?

    One simple thread rule. So simple, even a panda could follow it, but no.

    Sigh.
     
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  18. Scolenex
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    Pandas don't follow any rules but their own. You can stuff your rules in your eggshell you...blue...ehhhh...thunk.

    EDIT: Did you know AoS got me so upset I broke my sobriety pledge and went back to fermented bamboo?
     
  19. Lord Grok Of Xillaqua
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    Did you know that AoS marketing & production costs rival the cost to genetically engineer you very own Cold One!?

    Which would you pick? :smuggrin:
     
  20. Scalenex
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    It's a tough call. A Cold One would try to kill me. AoS merely tried to kill my hobby.
     

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