AoS Convince me to go Seraphon

Lightsabers > Dinosaurs

 

But our dinosaurs have ancient Aztec space pyramids and lasers. Plus our melee weapons are celestite. Celestite comes from celestial, the celestial realm has stars, stars are made of plasma, lightsabers emit plasma, ergo our dinosaurs have lightsabers.

 

Spoiler

That only works on Anakin.... only in the prequels (let's not get into that )... and you need to be a force user to exploit it.

Ewww... that fluff is just awful. Even still, the Star Wars universe has better ships and more powerful lasers

That is quite an "interesting" chain of reasoning.

In the same vein one could argue that:

A donut comes from our universe, our universe has stars, stars are made of plasma, lightsabers emit plasma, ergo donuts have lightsabers?

Or better yet...

AoS comes from Earth, Earth has organisms that defecate, GW writes crappy rules, ergo AoS is fecal matter

I guess it is a mini death star. So to destroy a Bastiladon then you must fire a proton torpedo up its exhaust port?!?! Does the poor Bastiladon know about this?

 

I see your gungan and midichlorians and I raise you...

Spoiler: Game Over

Stormcast Eternals (in all their idiotic iterations)

A challenge has been made against Star Wars... I have bravely stepped forth to meet that challenge!

 

For goodness sake! Gungans aren't that bad! It's only Jar Jar that you are all hating and he was an outcast and especially unintelligent. We should all be pouring our hate towards Ahsoka! SHE is the representation of the Stormcast, so she, if anyone, should be targeted as the recipient of hate. End of story! Goodbye! Stop derailing the thread to whatever suits your evil Sith mind, @NIGHTBRINGER ! This is a Warhammer thread so this should be about Warhammer!

 

As someone who has just started collecting Seraphon (played my first 3 games over the weekend) i think you are all missing the best reason to play them. You lot! This forum is as good a reason as any, really is one of the most helpful forums out there, with plenty of knowledge, help and occasionally derailed threads

 

We can't exactly be too boisterous now can we?

Also fairly certain you've just completly removed any hope of this thread ever getting back on track

 

Although I think we may have scared him off...