Chameleon Skink
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The City of Eternal Judgement plays host to the Celestial Council of the Old Ones whenever the threat of Chaos looms. Within the gold inlaid council chamber, powerful lords and others, from the most influential temple cities assemble to debate how best to respond to looming threats to the Great Plan.
Scalenex spoke up in a voice as dry as a Nehekharan Crypt. "Are we ready to-”
“Yes.”
“-begin?”
En-Aten was the first to reply, as usual, followed by most of his brother skinks. Pendra’iq, Hyperborean and Y’ttar joined him with a firm "Yes."
N’Dege replied with a coughing fit.
"Priest N’Dege,” chided Scalenex. “We cannot allow those drowsy fumes and that infernal device to cloud our thoughts. This is not a Tiki bar."
N'Dege sheepishly pulled the smouldering incense stick out of his mouth and stubbed it out on the arm of Tlac'natai the Observer's palanquin.
Hey!the slann projected a powerful telepathic outburst.
Lord Da'rk-IV of Shoadn'tezl recoiled as if he had been struck a physical blow. His bulbous eyes bulged even further out of his skull than usual. His breathing, which was usually slow and steady, started to come in ragged, wheezing gasps and his skin paled to a sickly green, like the colour of a fresh-raised zombie.
Lord Bow’xa said “Ow.”
If you are going to speak here, don't do it telepathically." suggested Lord Warden, ending in normal speech. All of the non-telepaths in the room were left to wonder what forbidden acts a slann could do telepathically. Minds boggled, except for those of the saurus champions. Their minds were implacably unboggleable.
“And N’dege,” added Lord Che’khov. “You needn’t have done that for I have an ash tray right here.”
The saurus champions, Qupakoco and Bo’b, having only just processed Scalenex's original question they made their own collective reply, "Uh. Yeah?"
Discomute, who had left more glory on the Bloodbowl field than any saurus alive, and who had received more head knocks in return, drooled a bit to indicate his assent.
There was but one in the chamber who had not yet responded. With agonising slowness Cro’sfoot cupped his wizened hand to his ear hole. "What was that, young fellow?"
Scalenex, who had an uncommon obsession with having everything in its right place squinted around the room. No kidding, his obsession was really uncommon, bordering on rare. "Where are the others?"
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"Late as usual....?" replied B'oB timidly.
Suddenly the gold lacquered doors of the council room burst open, letting in a huge gust of drizzle, sleet, and fog, followed by a pale, bloated and moist slann mage priest. “How dare you, a slann arrives exactly when he means to,” Tzlanputin declared to the audience at large. Then he glanced at Warden. "Do what telepathically?"
"Be silent or I will moderate you," Scalenex warned. "What of the..." he suppressed a shudder, "... the other one?"
Tlac’natai spoke (normally) "I have observed." and closed his eyes.
After a long pause, B'ob gave him a poke. "You have observed...?"
The slann’s eyes popped open again. "Yes. Yes, I have."
"and...?"
"Hmm? I observe. That's all. I was just saying that's what I do. It's kind of my M.O."
"Tlac'natai," Warden said gently. "Don't do it out loud either, please."
“Brothers, please, you are off topic. We will begin without..." Scalenex shuddered again. "We will begin."
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"AH, HERE WE GO." An overly muscled saurus demi-god tied his Baabed Sheepadon mount to a column and tried to shake the worst of the blood and chunks of skaven flesh off his well defined arms. "I WONDER IF THEY REMEMBER ME AND MY COMRADES, IT HAS BEEN SO LONG. I SHOULD WRITE ANOTHER LIST."
He gently thrust the doors open so firmly that they almost exploded from their hinges.
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“As I was saying….” said Scalenex, "What the Mahrlect!?"
The over powered saurus stomped in, "DID YOU MISS ME?"
"I heard that!" Cro’sfoot seemed happy. "Who are you?"
"I can't tell you how much I missed you, Kcibrihp-Esurc. Now please take your place in the corner and don't shout so much." Scalenex was developing a headache.
"I think you are being too hard on the spawnling," remarked Tzlanputin.
"Yeah. I like Kcibrihp-Esurc." said Bowser.
"You like everyone," noted Qupakoco.
"I like Adaris," said Bob.
Kcibrihp-Esurc clutched his well muscled chest. "THE PAAAIIIN!! AAAAAH!!! THE PAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!" he murmured softly.
"Sorry, Kcibrihp-Esurc, I spelled her name wrong - "Ardaris" is the correct spelling," apologised Bob.
"THAT'S NOT THE REASON!!!!!! THE PAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!"
"Shouting like that doesn't help much if you aren't specific of what your difficulty is." Scalenex developed a facial tic to go with his headache.
"Difficulty? There is no difficulty," Kcibrihp-Esurc replied in a normal voice. That is to say, normal for him Even his whispers had a deep timbre to them. "I was just late because there was a huge skaven invasion over all of Lustria and I just tore through the lot of them unaided and unarmed and with my bare claws, but Ratty Gnawtail the detestable member of the Council of Thirteen who leads them escaped my righteous and very firm grasp."
Y'ttar burst out with an unusual oath, "By the Great Horned One's furry balls, no!"
"What was that, sonny?" somehow only Cro’sfoot heard him, maybe because his voice was high pitched.
"Oh, ah, I was just squeak-hissing, 'praise be to the Lizardman god-things,especially the... the one with the… ah… big hat’. You've got one with a hat, right?"
Scalenex alone remained on topic. "As I was about to say, there is a great disturbance in the north and south. I fear that The Enemy is growing, we must be on full alert for any incursions, and we must scour the jungles and eliminate any threats. There is also another pressing matte-“
“Do speak up,” croaked Cro’sfoot
"HE SAID THERE IS ANOTHER PRESSING MATTER."
“Thank you,” replied Cro’sfoot happily. “Who are you?”
A vein began to pulse on Scalenex's forehead, and a red mist began to cloud his vision.
Scalenex spoke up in a voice as dry as a Nehekharan Crypt. "Are we ready to-”
“Yes.”
“-begin?”
En-Aten was the first to reply, as usual, followed by most of his brother skinks. Pendra’iq, Hyperborean and Y’ttar joined him with a firm "Yes."
N’Dege replied with a coughing fit.
"Priest N’Dege,” chided Scalenex. “We cannot allow those drowsy fumes and that infernal device to cloud our thoughts. This is not a Tiki bar."
N'Dege sheepishly pulled the smouldering incense stick out of his mouth and stubbed it out on the arm of Tlac'natai the Observer's palanquin.
Hey!the slann projected a powerful telepathic outburst.
Lord Da'rk-IV of Shoadn'tezl recoiled as if he had been struck a physical blow. His bulbous eyes bulged even further out of his skull than usual. His breathing, which was usually slow and steady, started to come in ragged, wheezing gasps and his skin paled to a sickly green, like the colour of a fresh-raised zombie.
Lord Bow’xa said “Ow.”
If you are going to speak here, don't do it telepathically." suggested Lord Warden, ending in normal speech. All of the non-telepaths in the room were left to wonder what forbidden acts a slann could do telepathically. Minds boggled, except for those of the saurus champions. Their minds were implacably unboggleable.
“And N’dege,” added Lord Che’khov. “You needn’t have done that for I have an ash tray right here.”
The saurus champions, Qupakoco and Bo’b, having only just processed Scalenex's original question they made their own collective reply, "Uh. Yeah?"
Discomute, who had left more glory on the Bloodbowl field than any saurus alive, and who had received more head knocks in return, drooled a bit to indicate his assent.
There was but one in the chamber who had not yet responded. With agonising slowness Cro’sfoot cupped his wizened hand to his ear hole. "What was that, young fellow?"
Scalenex, who had an uncommon obsession with having everything in its right place squinted around the room. No kidding, his obsession was really uncommon, bordering on rare. "Where are the others?"
.....
.....
.....
"Late as usual....?" replied B'oB timidly.
Suddenly the gold lacquered doors of the council room burst open, letting in a huge gust of drizzle, sleet, and fog, followed by a pale, bloated and moist slann mage priest. “How dare you, a slann arrives exactly when he means to,” Tzlanputin declared to the audience at large. Then he glanced at Warden. "Do what telepathically?"
"Be silent or I will moderate you," Scalenex warned. "What of the..." he suppressed a shudder, "... the other one?"
Tlac’natai spoke (normally) "I have observed." and closed his eyes.
After a long pause, B'ob gave him a poke. "You have observed...?"
The slann’s eyes popped open again. "Yes. Yes, I have."
"and...?"
"Hmm? I observe. That's all. I was just saying that's what I do. It's kind of my M.O."
"Tlac'natai," Warden said gently. "Don't do it out loud either, please."
“Brothers, please, you are off topic. We will begin without..." Scalenex shuddered again. "We will begin."
-------------
"AH, HERE WE GO." An overly muscled saurus demi-god tied his Baabed Sheepadon mount to a column and tried to shake the worst of the blood and chunks of skaven flesh off his well defined arms. "I WONDER IF THEY REMEMBER ME AND MY COMRADES, IT HAS BEEN SO LONG. I SHOULD WRITE ANOTHER LIST."
He gently thrust the doors open so firmly that they almost exploded from their hinges.
------------
“As I was saying….” said Scalenex, "What the Mahrlect!?"
The over powered saurus stomped in, "DID YOU MISS ME?"
"I heard that!" Cro’sfoot seemed happy. "Who are you?"
"I can't tell you how much I missed you, Kcibrihp-Esurc. Now please take your place in the corner and don't shout so much." Scalenex was developing a headache.
"I think you are being too hard on the spawnling," remarked Tzlanputin.
"Yeah. I like Kcibrihp-Esurc." said Bowser.
"You like everyone," noted Qupakoco.
"I like Adaris," said Bob.
Kcibrihp-Esurc clutched his well muscled chest. "THE PAAAIIIN!! AAAAAH!!! THE PAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!" he murmured softly.
"Sorry, Kcibrihp-Esurc, I spelled her name wrong - "Ardaris" is the correct spelling," apologised Bob.
"THAT'S NOT THE REASON!!!!!! THE PAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!"
"Shouting like that doesn't help much if you aren't specific of what your difficulty is." Scalenex developed a facial tic to go with his headache.
"Difficulty? There is no difficulty," Kcibrihp-Esurc replied in a normal voice. That is to say, normal for him Even his whispers had a deep timbre to them. "I was just late because there was a huge skaven invasion over all of Lustria and I just tore through the lot of them unaided and unarmed and with my bare claws, but Ratty Gnawtail the detestable member of the Council of Thirteen who leads them escaped my righteous and very firm grasp."
Y'ttar burst out with an unusual oath, "By the Great Horned One's furry balls, no!"
"What was that, sonny?" somehow only Cro’sfoot heard him, maybe because his voice was high pitched.
"Oh, ah, I was just squeak-hissing, 'praise be to the Lizardman god-things,especially the... the one with the… ah… big hat’. You've got one with a hat, right?"
Scalenex alone remained on topic. "As I was about to say, there is a great disturbance in the north and south. I fear that The Enemy is growing, we must be on full alert for any incursions, and we must scour the jungles and eliminate any threats. There is also another pressing matte-“
“Do speak up,” croaked Cro’sfoot
"HE SAID THERE IS ANOTHER PRESSING MATTER."
“Thank you,” replied Cro’sfoot happily. “Who are you?”
A vein began to pulse on Scalenex's forehead, and a red mist began to cloud his vision.
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