GW News: BIG N' SMALL WAAAGH! COMIN'

I need more stegadons

 

I mainly wanted new Saurus sculpts. I do have to admit that bunkering in to Bastille it on with solar engine and cheapest chips priest to activate the realm shaper and also pew pew outwards sounds like a lot of fun though

 

My thoughts after reading the Stegageddon amy list:



Not only that, we also got a new tutorial to paint our beloved Steggies in a classic green scheme:



I've never heard someone saying "cheeky" this many times in 45 minutes.

Also, there is a reference, and a teaser. What could it be?

I'm gonna shed my scales if it is a whole new dinosaur...

 

WARSCROLLS OUT!

• When Lizardmen Ruled The Old World.
• More teeth. (And celestite weapons).
• IT CAN REGENERAAAATE!!!!
• You did it. You crazy sons of a bitch, you did it.
• That's one big pile of shit.
• HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS!
• Creation is an act of sheer will.
• Your rule writers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
• Did your general ever fly into battle with you?
• Just looking for a new nesting grounds.
• They're... ah... tenacious.
• We have control.
• They move in packs.
• *Crowd screaming at Ripperdactyls rampage*.
• Life, uh... finds a way.
• Cosmically improved.
• SHOOT THEEEEM!!!!
• *Screams of liquid fire spitted to the eyes*.
• Faster girls...
• Daddy's very angry.
• The bearer, the soldier, our inspiration.
• What have you done?
• THEY CAN CAMOUFLAAAAGE!!!!
• SHOOT THEM!!!! SHOOT THEM!!!!
• He's gonna eat the skaven?
• A rock star.
• *Savage roars*.

 

Hey, where do I find this cards on the GW page? I can't find them. I want to read them into my language, althought I understand English pretty well.

Second, I think you missed Temple Guard cards.

 

The Temple Guard Warscroll was this one:

 

go to the page for a given model. Scroll down to "downloads" click on the pdf
it's below the paint section like this:

 

I feel so stupid right now, because I've never noticed the Download/rules tab whenever I've bought any box. I was searching into their main page instead of the units page.

 

Well, GW haven't been helping matters by swapping the painting and downloads sections of their product pages. Originally, the section with the Downloads, Description, Delivery, Returns and Product Information tabs was directly below the picture of the model(s), and the painting section was underneath, meaning you most likely could find the Download page just by opening the page with the model on it and looking at the bottom tab, but now they've switched them around so that you only find the tabs if you remember to scroll down to below the painting section.

 

yeah whoever came up with the new setup needs a course in UX... you've got to scroll way too far for the basic info about the model.

 

Called it, Ghazghkull's back, in plastic!

 

makes me wanne start an ork army.

 

Absolute beast of a mini, I would say it is about the size of a helbrute.
The accompying story is kinda dumb, so Ragnar manages to sneak unto an ork world and fight Ghazghkull. They fight it out and Ghazghkull kills Ragnar's wolf companions and cripples his body almost beyond repair, Ragnar then proceeds to DECAPITATE Ghazghkull. Ragnar gets evacuated by his remaining forces and gets reborn as a primaris, the books keep talking about how dangerous it is for regular marines to become primaris but now Ragnar and Marneus have both been at deaths door only to undergo the primaris treatment. Ghazghkull's head gets recovered by a grot and brings it to mad doc Grotsnik, who then attaches the head to a new body and bring him back to life. Gotta hand it to GW, they managed to kill 2 characters and restore the status quo in less than 3 sentences.

 

meh, ghazkull at least survives in a properly ork-y manner.

As for the primaris stuff, major character getting hurt so the only thing that can save him is the "risky" transition to primaris and he survives cuz major character is a bad-ass is simply an excuse to update the major models to primaris. So meh... it's not very interesting, but at least it provides an excuse as to why major characters randomly undergo the primaris treatment. They are often old and a bit set in their way so they'd rather not. Being badly hurt forces their hand and then we can all continue like normal with new shiny models.

 

Looking forward to seeing new orky conversions!

 

And some High Elves...

 

The lady looks like the android from the latest Bladerunner movie... but I really love how the cyber dawg looks!