I don't know whether to be amazed at all the effort that must have gone into this? Or concerned that someone would spend all of this time doing this...
You gotta wonder about the average intelligence level of the population. Sign saying "Don't enter" Means someone walked into it. Means someone was walking towards themselves and didn't notice anything odd happening.
I have a tradition now with my wife in the run-up to Christmas where whenever she says the word "Wrapping" I start dropping the sick beats and lyrics... It drives her berserk which appeals to my inner child. Last Saturday she had had enough and kept saying "covering presents in paper and tape" instead to try to foil me. After leaving it alone for a little bit, the following conversation ensued: Me: You're really good at that, you know? Wife: At what? Me: The way you put everything together, neatly fold... Wife: The wrapping? Me: [Beat boxing sounds]... he's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready...