I guess @Scalenex or @Lizards of Renown can no longer say that I have never contributed a short story:
I don't believe I've ever accused you of such, my friend. Merely encouraged you in that direction. Your story here is amazing. Depicting the entirety of love's eternal struggle to bridge gaps, deal with loneliness and forever embodying hope...
as proof of the quality of @NIGHTBRINGER 's memes, posting a few dozen in a meme channel got a moderator to warn me. mission accomplished while im at it