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Just for laughs...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by NIGHTBRINGER, May 9, 2015.

  1. Imrahil
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    I latterly just finished watching this movie half an hour ago, lol :)

    Grrr, Imrahil
     
  2. Lord Agragax of Lunaxoatl
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    Very true!!

    Grrr, Imrahil
     
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    Which is your favourite of the 5?
     
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    I will have to re-watch 4 and 5 to give you a proper answer ;)

    Grrr, Imrahil
     
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    I did sort of take it personally, but I cannot boycott something I wasn't going to buy in the first place. Every critic I take seriously said unflattering things about the Fantastic Beast series based on the premise that the story was constructed poorly.

    No matter how much I like an actor or actress, it cannot cover up bad story construction in my opinion.
     
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    Some love him, some hate him, but Chuck Norris is an enigma...
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    When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. And won.

    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because he will never submit.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

    Chuck Norris's email: gmail@chucknorris.com

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with is teeth, and boils his water with his rage.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice.

    Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded.

    Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.

    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.

    Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.

    When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage—it's called Red Bull.

    Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.

    Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

    If, by some paradox in the space/time continuum, Chuck Norris were ever to fight himself, he'd win.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

    Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

    Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.

    Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.

    Chuck Norris can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

    Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants

    Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

    Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. He has never cried.

    The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

    Chuck Norris sweats justice.

    Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.

    When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor.
     
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