My dad: "If you don't know a thing about the most famous Romaine you surely lettuce down" Grrr, !mrahil
This is because the true castle-owner knows three things. 1: you still need a defensible place after the zombie apocalypse goes down, 2: a man's home is still his castle, so why not live in one, and 3: seriously they're freaking awesome, five-year-old-me would be ecstatic to live in one.