You'd think the king of Gondor whose wife inherited all elven treasures not taken West, can afford to buy his own food. She really took Aragon rejecting her romantically badly.
Bedbugs are the CCP of the insect world. They ruin everything they touch, I despise them, and I spent a lot of money fighting them.
I have a similar theory about common sense. There is a finite amount of it, and the more people you have in the world, the less of it each person gets...
Yep, this checks out. Looks like my game room. Piles upon piles of board games, some of which I have never opened (my father-in-law collected them and gave us a HUGE pile when he switched to baseball card collecting).