I googled "Gordon Ramsey Gandalf" and this is the best I could find. We obviously need a good photoshopper to splice them together to perfect the meme above. I'm not sure the best way to combine idiot sandwich and second breakfast. I suppose one could insult Merry and Pippen.
Gandalf: An idiot sandwich of a Took! Pippin: (More snarky than normal) One idiot sandwich, yes, but what about a second idiot sandwich? (Points at Merry) Gandalf: At least he isn't as useless as a shoe shop in the Shire.