Reminds me of how a gaming magazine tried to explain the races in Warhammer: Mark of Chaos. It went something like: Orcs are Cockney footie hooligans, the High Elves are the upper class toffs and the Dark Elves are upper class toffs on drugs. I fink i'z stikkin' wiv da Orcz...WAAAGH!
Now imagine if we kept count of every time that @Scalenex made such an accusation without a shred of evidence.