I am really enjoying my subscription to an AI art program btw. Prompt was "andromorphic pear looking smug"
I'm honestly surprised you didn't use a classic piece of artwork: Ursula Vernon's The Biting Pear of Salamanca.
EDIT: I may have found the artist worthy of doing a proper version of the Purple Cow of Death. At this point I'm using this lady. "Perfection is the enemy of the good", and while I would prefer great art for every article of mine, adequate art is better than no art.