Just for laughs...

This is suspiciously similar to something... err... let's say with a heavy "sexual content"

 

I wouldn't know, I never watched anything like that, just check my browser history, it'll back up my claim.

 

It should be noted that the US has fewer break-ins per per capita than the UK. In the US, 13% of break-ins are home invasions and 87% are burglaries. In the UK, 59% of break-ins are home invasions.

There are trade-offs...