Yes, and the black wolf is supposed to help me with wargaming stuff, and the white one is supposed to be my story-writing muse, and neither one gives a crap right now if I get anything done so they tell me to keep reading memes and webcomics instead I'm strangely okay with this the older I get.
Nothing like the misfortune of others to put things into perspective. At least we're slowly improving our self-contamination.