No! Y'all can go back to your viscous little family in the woods behind my house. We don't require your presence!
This is truth. And rocket is the only raccoon I like. We have an angry hissing family of trash pandas that have chased my wife to our door in the past.
Now that sounds like a job for a Rottweiler, or maybe a Dobermann or a Kangal... EDIT: OK disregard that , I just remembered I don't like dogs killing other animals.
It's more the fact that they are classed as endangered and I am barred from discharging a BB gun on the property of my apartment complex where I lease. We've watched the family grow from 5 to 9 members. It's getting scary. Animal control won't do anything because of the above. Also, happy hump day