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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by NIGHTBRINGER, May 9, 2015.

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    Now that is horrifying. And I thought my nightmares were bad.
     
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    The single biggest plot hole in Episodes 1 through 3 is how Zmi Skywalker died.

    I understand they had to leave her behind on Tatooine when they had to save Naboo and defeat the Sith but that took a week or two at best.

    Queen Amidala has enough money to buy the freedom of every slave on Tatoonine (there less than a hundred thousand people on Tatooine and only a few of them were slaves). The Jedi Council could have staged a rescue with relative ease. Obi Wan could probably save her single handedly if he really tried. 1) Jedi oppose slavery in general 2) Yoda himself identified Anakin's estrangement from his mother as a risk for the Dark Side and 3) Zmi Skywalker had an immaculate conception by the Force, that is a power the Jedi would want to study and protect.

    Now let's say George Lucas and I are talking and he says that Zmi has to die tragically to push Anakin down the Dark Side. Fine. There is another problem in the prequels. No stakes. An expendable army of droids fights an expendable army of clones. Let Zmi Skywalker die as collateral damage from a Sepratist attack and that pushes Anakin down the hill of the Dark Side. In all the prequels we very rarely see civilians suffer in the war on screen.

    All the screen shots of Coruscant look happy and prosperous in episode 1, 2, and 3. They don't have traffic reduced because of population loss or a struggling economy. No breadlines, no war protests, no war bonds rallies.
     
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    Well here is the thing about why Shmi dies. The Jedi first off are child kidnappers, so you could totally see them wanting to have parents out of the way. As for Padme; she is a pedo, chatting up Anaking when he is 9. So neither of them are inclined to help.

    As for corusant: that is just lazy effects. Seeing as the galactic war was probably unpopular, and especially as news of various defeats would be coming in the population should be pretty unhappy. So why no effects are shown is a mystery.
     
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    Would be useful if I ever get one.
     
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    if you want you could do what I just keep telling my mom I'm going to do (jokingly) just get a bunch of cats and an inhaler. Maybe lizards to as they could be cool.
     
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    Trust me, I already have a lizard and sometimes he holds me hostage, steals souls, devours people, and disturbs me in my sleep. Worst of all is when I show this malevolent beast to other people they say he is “cute” and looks “adorable”
     
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    If you are an innocuous animal, the best thing you can do is to sing "Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my rag time gal!" but only when your human is alone. :panda:
     
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