Wrong thread! Ditto, but I liked this one anyway. I'm not yet sure if Florida Woman is a staunch ally or an arch nemesis to America's superhero Florida Man, not the hero we need, but the one we deserve.
Actually cow farts are contributing a large amount of methane gas to the ozone, burning it up. Oh wait, is your mom, and a cow, say, hypothetically connected? Forgive me
The last thot who came near me ended up with a pilum logged in her throat. The others learned their lesson, never mess with the might of Rome!!!