This only works a couple of times before parents start training their children to go for the money. But yes, I want to see this...
But how would one eat it? You also probably don't want to ruin it, but if it stays too long it will go bad, decisions decisions.
All you need is to play a siege scenario with warmachines / treants. During the battle you slowly proceed in the demolition of Barad-Dur, eating the crumbled pieces. Take a lot of pictures to enjoy the epic bat-rep for the years to come