One Hat to rule them all, One Hat to find them; One Hat to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
That awkward moment when only @Bowser likes your post... As hats go, it's ok. But it could be a bit more colourful. Eg
If anyone can find me a post not liked by Bowser, I will give them a cameo in Origins. And lots of ur-gold. And a "This pass entitles the owner to no hat abuse" card.
Yeah, but you can withdraw presents. I'm too scared to mock your hat, because last year I didn't get the skaven-seeking missile I asked for because I laughed at a santa in a department store. Please give me presents!
Oh no, we forgot @Lady Tor'ti Llaz in her own introduction thread! Oh, the shame! What do you want for Lizardmen, Lady Tor'ti Llaz? That's quite long, do you mind if I call you Torti? It might not seem that long or irritating, but on a phone with no copy and paste mechanism...