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Contest Lustria-Online - Haiku Competition

AOS adds sci-fi
I have called my Slann Sco'tee
Beam us up Sco'tee

I think it would be awesome if someone did that! Put little Spock ears on Tetto, Slann as Scotty ( later years of course! ) a bunch of red shirts skinks and saurus. Maybe you captain Kroq! Get the star trek battle them music in your combat phase! Captain Kroq can yell KHOOOORNE! KHOOOOORNE!
It would be a blast to play that person!
 
spawning of Bob said:
Them is fighting words
The force is strong on L-O
Star Trek v Star Wars
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Haha! Oh that would be even better! A slann in his emperor robes. Kroq Vader on Dew back. Saurus storm trooper. Temple guard in the red masks as the elite guards! Skink tie pilots for rippers/terras. Or better still, Slann as Jabba, little skink on his chair becomes Salacious Crumb! Maybe a wood elf in a golden bikini chained to it! I say we build both a star wars themed and a star trek themed, have the two players meet and duke it out on the battlefield!
 
spawning of Bob said:
Who limits our fun
And places demands that are
Unreasonable?

(Clue: rhymes with Nalenex)

I am Hard at work on the horror. I promise it will be extra horrible.
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Bob thinks he can write
Haikus ev’ry single night
But try as he might

But he is a fake
Though he can count syllables
Haikus not he makes

Even broken clocks
Are right twice a day because
I like his trash talk

Scalenex is mean
He is not a cute panda
Ugly Skink zombie


spawning of Bob said:
Bow to the Panda
He brings light in the darkness
We are unworthy

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Bob defers to me
He sees my supremacy
Bob can’t rhyme like me

spawning of Bob said:
Haiku + Textizard equals auto-win.
Sorry.
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The usurper wears
An eggshell helmet bedecked
Mighty panda glares

The text lizard is
In a quite handsome effect
But Bob, read this quiz

Why can you not see
Text lizards are not haikus
You cannot beat me

Surrender right now
Also buy my cheese or else
Or suffer and how

I am the winner
Never say no to panda
Because you know why
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The Ripperdactyls
Hide in the skies behind clouds
Now! Strike! Foe is dead!
 
The contest was fun
But it has had it’s good run
But contests must end

Set a deadline soon
We don’t want this dragged through June
Finish this my friend

End it dignity
Retire this with honor
Not through atrophy

Declare a winner
In Lus-tri-a-ped-i-a
I will index this
 
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