Malign Portents

[Crowsfoot]

Meh nurgle is nice to paint though, doesn't matter if you're awefull, the thing's sick and decrepite anyway. There's no "mistakes", totally meant to put yellow over there, it's clearly puss, not me screwing up

This is the hidden gift from Papa Nurgle

 

[Canas]

This is the hidden gift from Papa Nurgle

papa nurgle, skaven & anything vaguely animalistic all have these benefits. It's quite nice seeing as I can't paint a straight line so stuff like the armour of the civilized races looks stupid whenever I do it

Also holy hell, 57 notifications cuz someone liked all my posts

 

[Killer Angel]

Also holy hell, 57 notifications cuz someone liked all my posts

@Ritual it was you?

 

[Ritual]

I've been slacking on my duties.. I had a quiet afternoon at work so started catching up!

 

[Captaniser]

This is the hidden gift from Papa Nurgle

If you think your paint job is crap, you know you're doing something right.

Alternatively, if you are playing a Slaanesh army, it's appropriate to say it sucks.

 

[pendrake]

@Ritual it was you?

The spirit of Bowser lives on...

 

[NIGHTBRINGER]

The spirit of Bowser lives on...

@Bowser still shows up from time to time and drops some likes.

 

[Ritual]

If you think your paint job is crap, you know you're doing something right.

Alternatively, if you are playing a Slaanesh army, it's appropriate to say it sucks.

One day I am going to add Slaanesh to my Nurgle army and have an STD army.

 

[Crowsfoot]

One day I am going to add Slaanesh to my Nurgle army and have an STD army.

 

[Aginor]

One day I am going to add Slaanesh to my Nurgle army and have an STD army.

Looooooooooooooooooool Nurgle approves!

 

[Canas]

One day I am going to add Slaanesh to my Nurgle army and have an STD army.

But would the slaaneshi appreciate having to do it with the morbidly obese nurgles? Not exactly the ideal of perfection they tend to obsess over

 

[Aginor]

Rule 34. I am sure there are kinky Slaanesh demons who are into that kind of stuff.

 

[Canas]

Rule 34. I am sure there are kinky Slaanesh demons who are into that kind of stuff.

Fair enough.

 

[Crowsfoot]

But would the slaaneshi appreciate having to do it with the morbidly obese nurgles? Not exactly the ideal of perfection they tend to obsess over

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Nurgle are not morbidly obese they are well rounded plenty to grab hold off.

 

[Aginor]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Nurgle are not morbidly obese they are well rounded plenty to grab hold off.

Yeah, I won't mention that abbreviation for them though, this time. I don't want to be the porn guy again.

 

[Canas]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Nurgle are not morbidly obese they are well rounded plenty to grab hold off.

True they have a face only a mother could love, but papa nurgle loves them all the same

 

[Aginor]

In that regard Nurgle is kinda cool. His demons are always in a good mood, they are immortal, they don't influence people with an unrealistic body image... Nurgle himself likes that cyclic birth-life-disease-death-thing. A lot of unconditional love there!

...huh. I actually wonder why Nurgle would want to help the other Chaos Gods to destroy the Old World. Without the planet (or another world with living stuff to currupt) the cycle wouldn't work would it?

 

[Canas]

In that regard Nurgle is kinda cool. His demons are always in a good mood, they are immortal, they don't influence people with an unrealistic body image... Nurgle himself likes that cyclic birth-life-disease-death-thing. A lot of unconditional love there!

...huh. I actually wonder why Nurgle would want to help the other Chaos Gods to destroy the Old World. Without the planet (or another world with living stuff to currupt) the cycle wouldn't work would it?

i dont think any of the chaos gods actually help eachother. apart from maybe tzeentch and tzeentch does it cuz hes in it for the game, not to actually win (and will stop the other gods he just helped or even himself from winning at the last moment so the game goes on..)

 

[Aginor]

i dont think any of the chaos gods actually help eachother. apart from maybe tzeentch and tzeentch does it cuz hes in it for the game, not to actually win (and will stop the other gods he just helped or even himself from winning at the last moment so the game goes on..)

Uh, wait, what? So Khorne and Nurgle aren't actually allied? Man, I really know nothing about the lore it seems...

 

[Crowsfoot]

Uh, wait, what? So Khorne and Nurgle aren't actually allied? Man, I really know nothing about the lore it seems...

Think Starks and Lannisters