You're not a paladin, are you? He asks, an irritated tone in his voice. I know it is a stupid thing to ask, but trust me on this, you get hit with a Smite once, and you never want to feel that again...
Silence fills the air for a moment, then 'Linus' lets out an annoyed sigh. Fine, but if you try to smite me I won't give you access to my library, he tells you. Pulling back the sleeves of his robes, you see a pair of skeletal hands, and when the hood is pulled back, a skeletal head as well. Glowing... eyes (?) peer out from the sockets in the skull, glowing a pale blue color. As to what I am, he says in a bitter tone, I am an idiot who thought he could trick a genie. I don't know how old I am at the moment though, as I don't know what year it is...
Huh. Linus seems to think for a bit, then sighs again. Well I have been here, on this island, for just over two hundred years. The fortress the scro are infesting was decimated about a hundred years ago. As to how old I actually am, I am not sure. At least five hundred years, possibly more. Suffice to say I did something stupid when I was alive, and this is my punishment.
I was... connected to the Order in a kind of observational way? Not what you think, though. Somehow, despite being a skeleton, he managed to roll his eyes. Honestly, it is a fancy way of saying the Order was keeping an eye on me. Apparently they thought I was going to go all 'evil overlord' or something. They tolerated my presence, asked me questions sometimes, and generally tried to prevent me from becoming some kind of dark emperor. Big waste of their time, really. They should have paid more attention to their internal issues. Letting out an annoyed hiss, he looked around, found himself somewhere to sit down and did so with an odd clicking sound. The Order tore itself apart in the end. A pity, really.
Linus laughs, a kind of odd, hollow sound. Well, like I said, genies. You know that whole 'three wishes' thing they talk about in the stories? Well it is true. It is also true that genies take a twisted pleasure in interpreting those wishes in the most annoying way possible. I wished to live forever, be immune to death, and never age. To be honest, I should be glad I didn't wind up being turned into a tree, or a rock. I was an apprentice mage in life, and didn't think through the consequences. Kind of figures, right? As for this island, when I got here there was nobody else living on the island. I built the first part of what became my library. For some reason, people assumed I was some kind of reclusive sage, here to answer their questions. He rolls his eyes again. They started calling this island 'Linusia,' for some reason. Over time, people stayed - mostly to serve those coming here to ask questions - and then the Order showed up, assumed I was evil, and settled on the big island to the South to keep an eye on me.
As to what I am? I honestly don't know. I think I am a kind of Liche these days, but don't know for certain.
Abbey? Oh, you mean the library! That is my home. The Library of Linusia. As I mentioned, I am something of a Historian. I collect books. I do not really need to sleep, so I spend a lot of time reading. Sneaking around in a cloak is not exactly useful, but I do have some magic, so disguising myself in order to purchase books is fairly simple. As nobody else lives on the island, I have warded the doors so that only someone with a special token can get inside. It keeps out stupid paladins who think I am the evil overlord the Order thought I was. Just because I cannot be destroyed permanently does not mean that a smite cannot hurt me, merely that I will re-form eventually if I take enough damage. That said, pulling myself back together after a paladin smites me into dust is rather unpleasant and time-consuming.