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Vincenzo and Arkhanides cast each other skeptical looks. "That does'na sound right," the gnome mutters. "Some kinda screwy maths going on there."
Vinnie looks at you askance and frowns. "While I appreciate da thought," he says, "I - uh - well, I dunno what you think-a we are, but I think you might have-a the wrong idea, no? Archie here, well, he does notta do much of 'his stuff' on-a da move. Kind-a requires someplace stable to do his thing, anna lotta glassware, yes? As-a for me, I'm what-a you call an Element of Sub-versive Specialties. Means you tell me who-a you wanna slow down or stop, an I go do my thing. I bin doing this a long time! Back when her Imperial Majesty, da Empress Minashi was alive, she hired Archie an' me to go do our thing when Kirsanthia invaded! Now," he says, a dour look on his face as he glaces over at the gnome, "Archie, he wasn't too happy about all of that, being from Kirsanthia and all, but we went in and did our job. Greased ropes, glued a few wheels onto their axles, scared some horses, that sorta thing."
"And blew up some werewolves," the gnome added with a smirk.
"Yes, yes," Vinnie replies, rolling his eyes before pausing to take a drag on his cigar. "And-a blowing up-a the werewolves. That was fun," he adds with a grin. "But that's-a notta the point. The point is, we," he says, using one hand to gesture for them both, "are sabateurs. Don't get-a me wrong, we like making things go boom, but being sneaky and tricky works just as well, yes?"
"Sometimes better," the gnome admits. "But we do like making things blow up."
"Okay, I'll grant you that. Making things blow up is pretty fun. But its also da last resort. You sneak in, mess with whatever you can, anna then you blow stuff up! But I agree with my friend Archie here, your math, it sounds a little wrong. Perhaps you would-a like to clarify?"
"Excuse us for one minute gentlemen."
Shiro stands and motions Ohmen and Drakk to the corner.
"Listen, these two have given me an idea. One I used with another mercenary group several years ago. Judging by the fact that no-one has done anything about the Scro so far, we can expect to find them well equipped. Probably with several ships. I guarantee you there will be a LOT of them."
Shiro pauses, looks around to make sure they are not being overheard, then continues.
"What we want is to use stealth. If we can booby trap their ships, bar one, using the more disguise or stealthy members of our group" He winks at Ohmen and makes bunny ears with his hand indicating Big Bang "then those of us with dexterity can climb on the ships and saboutage their helms. We steal the non-booby trapped ship and when they try to chase, we set off the bombs, crippling them."
Shiro smiles and leans closer.
"If nothing else we escape with another ship, degrading their fighting ability which we can sell on or use ourselves. Best case scenario, we destory their now crippled ships and can attack the base at our leisure. What do you think?"
Shiro looks at both of them seriously.
"We will need to find concealment magic for our existing ship. Possibly in the wand area of the market?"