Giant rat! I must protect master! I do not know why someone at the Renaissance Fair was wearing a t-rex costume but my friend's dogs were freaking out and barking angrily at it. They are ordinarily the friendliest most trusting dogs I ever met. Just in case you've never taken an introductory yoga class then said "Mahrlect that, I'm not doing that again!" The two yoga poses she is doing are literally called "down dog" and "up dog" making it extra funny that the actual dog is following along.
Aaaaaaaaaand now ladies and gentlemen, the next round of IF I FITS, I SITS Please welcome your contenders for this evening: