AoS Seraphon Battletome Fluff - An Illustrated Review

[spawning of Bob]

As to my "reductive" statement on the Sigmarines, whilst I do definitely hold reservations regarding the depth of AoS's fluff, I don't think it's as bad as you make it out to be. For example, whilst Sigamr doves love a good recycle, each iteration is costed: Nagash steals part of the soul every time a Sigmarine dies/each re-forging takes longer and harder/only a limited amount of sigmarite remains, albeit still being a pretty massive load.

As the very crazy eyed Mr Slanputin has pointed out to me, the reforging of a Stormcast Eternal does come at an awful cost.

With that in mind, please help with suggestions for the caption for this illustration:

 

[Slanputin]

Why is he holding his crotch banana?

 

[spawning of Bob]

Captions, not crude observations.

 

[Slanputin]

"Why am I holding my crotch banana?"

 

[spawning of Bob]

Anyone else?

 

[Essmir]

"I have to protekt my banna (he was a monkey before he became sigmarine)"

 

[Slanputin]

"Banana banana banana banana"

 

[spawning of Bob]

Don't make me edit that picture...

Caption:

"Mate, the workshop is booked solid for the next eleven hundred years. Leave your number and I'll call you if I get a cancellation."

 

[Slanputin]

"Maybe next time shoot first and axe questions later?"

Or alternatively;

"What did the cheese say to Sigmar on his day off? Stilons of mascarpone banana camembert!"

 

[spawning of Bob]

"Have you tried turning it off then back on again?"

 

[Bowser]

"You think that's bad? I got this bad case of Aqshy fire crabs from a dwarven barmaid. Walk it off son."

 

[tom ndege]

" Ts Ts Ts... That's gonna be expensive..."

 

[Crowsfoot]

Is that a Khorne Beef axe?.

 

[n810]

I got to aks ya,
is that a battle ax in your shoulda,
or ya just glad to see me?

 

[Bowser]

"Yeah, I feel you brother, my heart hurts too after GW released the press statement that they changed the lizardmen fluff. The only explanation they gave was:
'In Bowser's special universe AoS fluff makes sense.'"

 

[Crowsfoot]

Do they not have can openers were your from then?

 

[tom ndege]

" we can't do that via your employer's liability insurance..."

 

[Killer Angel]

"Err... did they picked you for Sudden Death objective?"

(yeah, i know it does not apply to the awful cost, but that's what comes to my mind... )

alternatively, with the cost issue in mind...

"I fear we'll include insurance in your cost, given all those Sudden Deaths..."

 

[spawning of Bob]

"Warrantee claim? Manufacturing defect? Okaaaaay..."

 

[Scalenex]

Don't make me edit that picture...

It's tempting, but if I tried to make Bob edit the picture I would reveal to all just how powerless we moderators are.

Still to be blunt, the crotch grabbing draws the eyes attention as much as the axe in the shoulder. It should be edited.