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Well, with the new season's rules and models now upon us, its time to get our armies back into shape!
Lets be honest, years of Focused Rumination have not been kind to our waistlines.
And if you look unhealthy on the outside, you're sure to be unhealthy on the inside too!
I think you'll find that between Skinks having Leadership 5, and the Predatory Fighter rule, there will be a lot more fleeing and pursuing, so it make sense to work on that aerobic fitness.
Many of the greats of the Lizardmen Team wouldn't have become Hall-of-Famers if it wasn't for long hours of dedication in the Gym.
Chakax - Loves that Eternity Workout!
Gor-rok - The Great White Show-Off!
A word of caution if you are starting out - get an instructor to help you plan your program - its easy to get your muscles out of balance if you don't mix it up a little.
Don't forget the role that nutrition plays in making your body a lethal weapon - you are what you eat!
Chameleon
And getting in shape isn't just for the warriors! Your Monstrous Beasts and Monsters will also benefit from being trained to be the best they can be, and how to deal with common battlefield situations.
Now listen up! You've got to realize that there is no substitute for quality time at the gym and that there are no shortcuts.
Now I know that you are leaning back sucking down a tube of Pringles and watching Dr Phil right now, and you are asking yourself, "why in the heck would I put myself through that?"
Well, I'll tell you, the enemies of Lustria aren't sitting back on their behinds. They are out there right now preparing themselves.
Skaven
Ogreobics
Tomb Kings
High Elves
So get off that couch and GET INTO SHAPE!
(warning - Lizardmen who have not recently been participating in regular exercise should get clearance from their Herpetologist before commencing a program)
Lets be honest, years of Focused Rumination have not been kind to our waistlines.
And if you look unhealthy on the outside, you're sure to be unhealthy on the inside too!
I think you'll find that between Skinks having Leadership 5, and the Predatory Fighter rule, there will be a lot more fleeing and pursuing, so it make sense to work on that aerobic fitness.
Many of the greats of the Lizardmen Team wouldn't have become Hall-of-Famers if it wasn't for long hours of dedication in the Gym.
Chakax - Loves that Eternity Workout!
Gor-rok - The Great White Show-Off!
A word of caution if you are starting out - get an instructor to help you plan your program - its easy to get your muscles out of balance if you don't mix it up a little.
Don't forget the role that nutrition plays in making your body a lethal weapon - you are what you eat!
Chameleon
And getting in shape isn't just for the warriors! Your Monstrous Beasts and Monsters will also benefit from being trained to be the best they can be, and how to deal with common battlefield situations.
Now listen up! You've got to realize that there is no substitute for quality time at the gym and that there are no shortcuts.
Now I know that you are leaning back sucking down a tube of Pringles and watching Dr Phil right now, and you are asking yourself, "why in the heck would I put myself through that?"
Well, I'll tell you, the enemies of Lustria aren't sitting back on their behinds. They are out there right now preparing themselves.
Skaven
Ogreobics
Tomb Kings
High Elves
So get off that couch and GET INTO SHAPE!
(warning - Lizardmen who have not recently been participating in regular exercise should get clearance from their Herpetologist before commencing a program)
