Star Trek vs. Star Wars (and a collection of memes)

It's a trap!!!

 

One thing I've been thinking about recently is how not every country has a Star Wars planet equivalent. Britain for example doesn't really have anywhere representing it's landscapes and I think that's overdue. What do you guys think about this, and where do you think deserves to have a Star Wars planet version of itself. For example, I think this is overdue in Star Wars (ignore all signs of modern life):

 

I THINK THEY ALREADY DID BRITIAN....

 

Hahaha.... nice!

GW head office! I want the Sigmarine statue out front to be ground zero for a deathstar/starkiller beam.

 

That'll be one thing the Stormcast will have little protection against...

An Episode 3 alternative ending!

Obi-Wan: Anakin! Good to see you're all right after all that!

Anakin: Thanks, Master! I did exactly as you told me as you left - I pretended to roll around groaning as though I had just had my legs chopped off and then cauterised with lava, so that Palpatine would get medical help, before throttling him to death with a Force Choke in the medical ward. He had been really convinced that I had turned to the Dark Side! As if I actually would!

Obi-Wan: You certainly did, old friend. It's just a shame that you had to kill all those younglings and Jedi in the Temple.

Anakin: Well, I had to keep up appearances, master. And so did they...

(Uncovers hospital curtain and all the Younglings that had appeared to be dead in the temple jump out)

Younglings: Hello Master Obi-Wan! Surprise!

Obi-Wan: Hold on a minute, you mean to say they were all play acting?

Anakin: Yup. They were indeed. I had to order the Clones to aim very close to them so that it would look as if they were being blasted to death.

Obi-Wan: So, the Clones weren't evil either?

Anakin: Not the 501st Legion - they were following my orders, not Palpatine's, so I made sure they killed nobody.

Obi-Wan: Oh, damn.

Anakin: What?

Obi-Wan: Master Yoda and I massacred a whole platoon of them thinking they had killed all the Jedi!

Anakin: No worries Master. They'll be easily replaced. Er, who's that guy with the white beard standing behind you?

Obi-Wan: (Turns around to George Lucas, stares at him for a while and turns back to Anakin) I haven't the foggiest idea. Oh, by the way, Padme's given birth to twins. She called them Luke and Leia, but she died during childbirth.

Anakin: (Sad) As my dreams predicted.

Obi-Wan: (Stern) I also found out that you're their father.

Anakin: (Desperate) She made me do it, Master! You don't know how persuasive she could be!

Obi-Wan: (Chuckling) Indeed I don't, Anakin. But being a single father will be enough punishment for you. You'll need as much help as the Force can provide!

Anakin: Not if you and Duchess Satine will help me play babysitter. Yes, I know all about your little play act against Darth Maul - Satine wore a suit of Beskar armour under her dress so that she wouldn't be killed by the Darksaber, and you pretended to mourn her death. And I know how you two are secretly meeting with each other - if you don't help me look after the twins, I'll tell Master Yoda about your little affair.

Obi-Wan: (Sighs) All right, you win. But you're going to do the night shift!

THE END

 

I think it looks more like Zuckuss, one of the Bounty Hunters from 5. But that's just my view...

 

That is the plan!

 

Cool poster, looks like something out of warhammer.

 

You could probably do an Empire codex for 40K and have that as either the cover art (for older editions) or a piece of artwork inside.

It depicts quite a sad event - the Sterilisation of Geonosis, where the Empire massacred all of the Geonosians to stop them telling everyone about the Death Star, as they designed it in the beginning for the Separatists.

 

Continuing my thoughts on Star Wars planets, here's a question. Why on earth haven't they made these into ones?

 

http://m.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/36586823/parma-family-creates-19-foot-tall-halloween-decoration

 

This'll even the odds in the Chirrut vs Rey debate...

 

From the way Luke was describing Rey's powers in the latest trailer, I suspect that it won't make a difference.

 

You can support Rey as much as you like, but Chirrut is by far the more original character. Sorry Daisy Ridley, but Chirrut will always beat Rey in my view.