Star Trek vs. Star Wars (and a collection of memes)

the dreaded xmas special

 

EPIC VIDEO made by @Paul1748 , featuring Darth Vader vs a librarian Ultramarine

 

without even having the rank of master!

 

I hadn't thought of Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" until PMJ covered it. I didn't notice all the "Annie are you okay, won't you tell us that you're okay."


Now I think we need a Weird Al version "Smooth Sith Lord."

 

The songs great, but the comment section is a gold mine.

"I am altering the Christmas music, pray I don't alter it any further."
"This deal is getting better all the time!"

Vader: Your mother never told you who wrapped your presents...
Luke: She told me enough! She told me Santa wrapped them!
Vader: No -- I WRAPPED YOUR PRESENTS.


Did you ever hear the tragedy of the night before Christmas? I thought not; it’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Christmas legend. The tragedy was a Dark Night before the eve of Christmas. The night was so silent and so dark, it used the force to create a clatter. It had such a knowledge of the dark night that Christmas arose to see what was the matter. It could even keep the reindeer from flying. It became so powerful... the only thing it was afraid of losing Saint Nick to the rest of Christmas, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately it taught the next Christmas everything it knew, then the night passed. Ironic. It could keep Christmas locked in place for one night but not prevent the day.- Darth Christmas


" Santa Claus was weak! I destroyed him. " "Then I shall avenge his death!"
" Revenge is not the elven way. "
"...I am no elf!"


Parents: Santa doesn't exist
Darth Santa: ignites lightsaber I find your lack of faith disturbing.

 

If there is a flaw in the Mandalorian series it is that Mando is in danger of becoming a side character in his own saga. Grogu has a cult following, old school Star Wars fan were thrilled to see Luke, Clone Wars fans were pleased to see Asoka, and Gina Corano is more likeable and talented than Pedro Pascal.

I am not an actor, but if I was I would not mind playing a supporting role as long as a good story is told, but I don't think Pascal thinks that way and he said some dumb ass things off camera.

 

"I am a carol singer, like my father before me"

“I don't like snow. It's cold, wet, and it gets everywhere. “

"I am your secret Santa." "That's not true. That's Impossible." "Search within yourself. You know it to be true."

“Careful not to choke on your... aspiring decorations, Father Christmas.”- Darth Sithmas