Business Raptor in the Realm of Chaos
Business Raptor was working hard
When he heard a noise out in his yard
It was most annoying; he had to see!
and there he found a buzzing busy bee.
Try as he might he just couldn't swat it
As his arms were too short by quite a bit.
Worse than that, although he tried his best,
He kept failing his initiative test!
So Business Raptor thought long and hard:
"Who could get rid of the bee in my yard?"
He had a ponder and then he had a think
"What about Oxyotl, the Chameleon Skink?"
Oxyotl, yes! He must get his attention,
But wasn't he lost in the Chaos Dimension?
Yet the bee was still buzzing against all the odds,
He'd rather try his chances with the Dark Gods!
"Well, this will be an adventure" he said with a chortle
And so he found his way to a Chaos Portal.
It had been a long journey, searching far and wide,
And upon going in he found Daemons inside!
He eyed up the Daemons, and after a think,
Asked "have you seen Oxyotl, the Chameleon Skink?"
But the Daemons grew angry, more than they should
And started shouting about skulls and blood.
"How rude, I won't get anything here,
I just hope Oxyotl is not far but near!"
So he left the Daemons to try and see
If he could find an answer to that buzzing bee.
After walking quite far, by quite some measure,
Business Raptor found some Daemons of Pleasure.
"They must live here, judging by their complexion,
I wonder if they can point me in the right direction?"
So he eyed up the Daemons, and after a think
Asked "do you know Oxyotl, the Chameleon Skink?"
Answering in silence, they busied tending to their flesh,
"...or perhaps your Lord knows: the Dark God Slannesh?"
They jumped up, no longer lazy,
Indeed, they sounded rather crazy:
"It's double 'a' not double 'n'!"
"Leave at once; get out of our den!"
"Oh dear, oh dear" Business Raptor said,
He backed out quickly: their noise hurt his head.
So he left the Daemons, he had to be free
Of the annoying sound of that damn buzzing bee.
Soon Business Raptor began to feel sad,
He was rather lost and this place was mad:
the people were weird and the sky was orange.
Suddenly he tripped over a daemonic sporange.
Spinning over, he hit the ground with a BOOM!
Having landed beside the offending mushroom.
Lying on his back he stared into the sky
And, losing all hope, he began to cry.
"Don't cry little lizard" said a clever voice,
"If it's hope that you need I'm the right choice"
Looking up, he saw a fiery Lord of Change.
"Do you want help? Any wish is within my range."
He eyed up the Daemon, and after a think,
Asked "do you know Oxyotl, the Chameleon Skink?"
The Daemon laughed and flapped its great wings
And said something that made the lizard's heart sing:
"Dear Business Raptor, do not worry
You already saw him on your journey!
Trace back your steps and have a see
If you can find the Chameleon and kill the bee."
