The inspiration for a classic episode of Thomas the Tank Engine in its edgiest series - https://ttte.fandom.com/wiki/A_Better_View_for_Gordon?so=search Yep this is my Thomas fan childhood self talking
I'd rather live here in the South Coast of Britain than in any shithole elsewhere in the world. You can keep the alien languages, strange food and uninteresting pseudo-cultures. Be grateful you live in such a safe, organised country with an illustrious past. I'm sorry, but I will not tolerate a fellow Briton moaning and navel-gazing about their country. Where's your sense of national pride? The only reason the country is the way it is is because too many people here have lost respect for their nation and don't have the stomach to do something about putting it right.
But moaning is our national passtime. Without a good moan, what do we British have? Why just this morning, I woke up and moaned that the sun is too bright, and in the same breath moaned that how dare it be overcast. I live in the part where the water companies dumped waste and sewage. While enduring a heatwave, I cannot go swim in the sea that is literally less than 5 minutes walk without swimming in literal shit. If I'm not allowed to grumble about like a I'm actually a Dawi, then what meaning does my life have? Anyway...! Let's not go off topic on a thread about randomness...
Rain? That one is funny, although technically, it's the facehuggers that impregnate and not the xenomorphs.
I'd kill for some of that right now. Stupid heatwave... And then I get to moan about it being too wet. Win-win. Ya, I know. But I found it randomly and it gave me a chuckle. Humour needs no logic.