Ultimate household monster survival guide

Ah, but they will never know how to work together, so we are all safe

 

Or so they would like you to believe!

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"

 

Well, the next time I see a load of spiders advancing in formation towards our house, I’ll let you know you were right

 

Sadly, it shall be the last thing you ever know. We need a preemptive strike!

 

Toy swords? In my childhood we were all running with toy guns, including those that were later banned due to eye injuries

But fortunately we now grew older...

and run with ASG and Paintball rifles.

 

Indeed, an elegant weapon from a more civilised age.

 

indeed they are very close relatives, its just one overcame its fear of the dark. To deal with a hide behind, you will want another person so that most visual fields are covered.