40K is how much money you spend if you collect Orks or Imperial Guard
...and I have both.
I have been playing my Skaviir Dominion army (Imperial Guard rules for a Xenos or Traitor Guard army) in some way, shape, or form, since 1992. They were Skaven in the Rogue Trader rulebook back in the day, then basic Imperial Guard in 2nd/3rd edition, then Lost and the Damned when the Eye of Terror codex came out, then a Vraks Traitor army when Forge World bought that out. When 8th edition came out, the Vraks Traitors weren't viable anymore, as they never got Objective Secured. If you don't know what that means, you're not missing anything. Let's just say it was very hard to win anything at the time. I got fed up, and a friend pointed out that I was playing them more like loyalist Guard than Traitor Guard, so I went back to using those rules. I love tanks, I love Sentinels, I love the feel of a massed infantry gunline. I love that they're not superhumans, but normal people trying to survive in a harsh, unforgiving future. Also tanks. Did I mention tanks? TAAAAAAAAAANKS.
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RATGURLS UNZ PANZER!!!
The problem is, Orks? Honestly, that is probably what I SHOULD have been running, all along. I ran my space rat-guard for 30+ years, I've been using Orks for, hmm, 6 or so, but my win record with Orks is about 40% vs my 15% win record with my spess rats.
Orks are simple. You yell WAAAAGH!!! and charge them into melee. Orks die? You don't care, throw more orks into the melee. Orks don't shoot well, but grots do, and I love me some kitbashed/scratchbashed Grot Tanks:
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I like my rats, but there is something simple and fun about Orks. You know what is awesome about Orks? Pretty much every vehicle kit GW makes is an Ork kit with a little bit of kitbashing. Seriously, EVERY. ONE. OF. THEM.
I've got about 2500 points of Skaviir, and if I combine my three Ork sub-armies, I'm sitting closer to 4000 points of Orks. I love both. Guard are fun to make up lore and stories for. Orks are just fun to play. I've tried almost every 40K army GW makes over the years (except 'nids and the new Votann), and I keep going back to Guard and Orks. That should tell you something, but I'm not sure what.