That's not when they're trying to brainwash you with 'Ministry-approved' courses that don't actually teach any defensive magic...
Only if you match Dolores' idea of how a magician should act. And you know your place. And you love cats. I only meet one of the prerequisites.
First off, this is a really mean set of choices. But yes (sigh) it would be Jar Jar. At least he means well. Can't say the same for the rest. Someone may argue with me about Bieber, but I can't stand him more than Jar-Jar. Which is saying something.
I've been told many times now to watch the Clone Wars and I guess I really should do it. I just need to set some time aside...