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Malign Portents

Discussion in 'General Hobby/Tabletop Chat' started by Christopher, Dec 14, 2017.

  1. Crowsfoot
    Slann

    Crowsfoot Guardian of Paints Staff Member

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    This is the hidden gift from Papa Nurgle
     
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  2. Canas
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    Canas Ninth Spawning

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    papa nurgle, skaven & anything vaguely animalistic all have these benefits. It's quite nice seeing as I can't paint a straight line so stuff like the armour of the civilized races looks stupid whenever I do it :(

    Also holy hell, 57 notifications cuz someone liked all my posts o_O
     
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  3. Killer Angel
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    Killer Angel Prophet of the Stars Staff Member

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    @Ritual it was you? :D
     
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  4. Ritual
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    Ritual Well-Known Member

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    I've been slacking on my duties.. I had a quiet afternoon at work so started catching up!
     
  5. Captaniser
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    Captaniser Well-Known Member

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    If you think your paint job is crap, you know you're doing something right.

    Alternatively, if you are playing a Slaanesh army, it's appropriate to say it sucks.
     
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    The spirit of Bowser lives on...
     
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  7. NIGHTBRINGER
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    NIGHTBRINGER Second Spawning

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    @Bowser still shows up from time to time and drops some likes.
     
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    One day I am going to add Slaanesh to my Nurgle army and have an STD army.
     
  9. Crowsfoot
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    Crowsfoot Guardian of Paints Staff Member

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    :D:D:D:D:D
     
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  10. Aginor
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    Aginor Fifth Spawning Staff Member

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    Looooooooooooooooooool Nurgle approves! :D
     
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  11. Canas
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    Canas Ninth Spawning

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    But would the slaaneshi appreciate having to do it with the morbidly obese nurgles? Not exactly the ideal of perfection they tend to obsess over :p
     
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  12. Aginor
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    Aginor Fifth Spawning Staff Member

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    Rule 34. I am sure there are kinky Slaanesh demons who are into that kind of stuff.
     
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  13. Canas
    Slann

    Canas Ninth Spawning

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    Fair enough.
     
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  14. Crowsfoot
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    Crowsfoot Guardian of Paints Staff Member

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    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Nurgle are not morbidly obese they are well rounded plenty to grab hold off. ;)
     
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  15. Aginor
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    Aginor Fifth Spawning Staff Member

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    Yeah, I won't mention that abbreviation for them though, this time. I don't want to be the porn guy again. :D
     
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  16. Canas
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    Canas Ninth Spawning

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    True they have a face only a mother could love, but papa nurgle loves them all the same :p
     
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  17. Aginor
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    Aginor Fifth Spawning Staff Member

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    In that regard Nurgle is kinda cool. His demons are always in a good mood, they are immortal, they don't influence people with an unrealistic body image... Nurgle himself likes that cyclic birth-life-disease-death-thing. A lot of unconditional love there!

    ...huh. I actually wonder why Nurgle would want to help the other Chaos Gods to destroy the Old World. Without the planet (or another world with living stuff to currupt) the cycle wouldn't work would it?
     
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  18. Canas
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    Canas Ninth Spawning

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    i dont think any of the chaos gods actually help eachother. apart from maybe tzeentch and tzeentch does it cuz hes in it for the game, not to actually win (and will stop the other gods he just helped or even himself from winning at the last moment so the game goes on..)
     
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  19. Aginor
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    Aginor Fifth Spawning Staff Member

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    Uh, wait, what? So Khorne and Nurgle aren't actually allied? Man, I really know nothing about the lore it seems... :D
     
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  20. Crowsfoot
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    Crowsfoot Guardian of Paints Staff Member

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    Think Starks and Lannisters
     
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