AoS NEW *rumor*

The last paragraph in the article about the Forbiden Powers terrian mentions you can put your own twist on it. Like a jungle swarmed temple. Subtle hint at new Seraphon, I like to believe so! xD

 

I share your desperate clutching at any element of hope

 

So here is the plan:
1. We email GW on a new battletome, if they fail to reply then move to step 2
2. We get an endless tide of snakes
3. We threaten to release the snakes if they don’t give us a new battletome
4. We release the snakes if they fail

 

I have already contacted games workshop for a Seraphon update and got this;

'Hello Andy,

Thank you for your email and apologies for the delay of the reply.

Unfortunately we have no information on whether that product is going to be available. The design team like to keep their projects behind a thick steel door, guarded by a very temperamental Dreadnought! I can however suggest you keep an eye out on the Warhammer Community, as any news will be posted there!

Sorry I couldn't be of more help. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact us.'

Fetch the snakes........

 

On it, if I go to what is left of the Everglades I can find plenty of pythons

@Aginor Yes, but more terrifying as they are under Sotek’s command

 

I would offer to help but the UK is not known for its deadly snakes.

Clearly that's the reason GW based its HQ here, in case this situation ever arose!

 

Sacrifice the employees to Sotek!!!!

Or is that a step too far?

 

Seems a fair and even response....

 

As the firefighters told me: fight fire with fire

Surely they are in Nottingham as they knew that the moment they set foot in anywhere else the spawn of Sotek would be upon them, begging for a new battletome.

 

That’s why if I visit Florida I can pick up all the snakes and unleash them in their HQ

 

We must gather them from across the world pond

 

Crud I didn’t factor that in. This may take a while to solve...

 

Come on chaps let's just be patient.

We know that Hobbitses are coming to Blood Bowl next week, and I'm assuming Sylvaneth will be released the week after that now that Forbidden Power's out, so that they're no longer clogging the release schedule, and by then it'll be the UK Games Expo preview - I say wait just for the next couple of weeks until this preview comes out, as that'll be teasing the next army I imagine.

If either the next army isn't Seraphon or GW still don't release Sylvaneth until after the UK Games Expo so that they can milk and jazz up their release as much as possible (which I wouldn't be surprised at), you have my full permission to revolt. Indeed I'll be your Caratacus tactician figure.

 

Well if they are all poisoned who is going to write/release the book?

 

Fair point. Maybe we didn't think it through?

 

I mean, we could.