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AoS NEW *rumor*

So here is the plan:
1. We email GW on a new battletome, if they fail to reply then move to step 2
2. We get an endless tide of snakes
3. We threaten to release the snakes if they don’t give us a new battletome
4. We release the snakes if they fail
 
So here is the plan:
1. We email GW on a new battletome, if they fail to reply then move to step 2
2. We get an endless tide of snakes
3. We threaten to release the snakes if they don’t give us a new battletome
4. We release the snakes if they fail

I have already contacted games workshop for a Seraphon update and got this;

'Hello Andy,

Thank you for your email and apologies for the delay of the reply.

Unfortunately we have no information on whether that product is going to be available. The design team like to keep their projects behind a thick steel door, guarded by a very temperamental Dreadnought! I can however suggest you keep an eye out on the Warhammer Community, as any news will be posted there!

Sorry I couldn't be of more help. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact us.'

Fetch the snakes........
 
So here is the plan:
1. We email GW on a new battletome, if they fail to reply then move to step 2
2. We get an endless tide of snakes
3. We threaten to release the snakes if they don’t give us a new battletome
4. We release the snakes if they fail
Like Snakes on a Plane but in Nottingham? :D
 
As the firefighters told me: fight fire with fire :D

Surely they are in Nottingham as they knew that the moment they set foot in anywhere else the spawn of Sotek would be upon them, begging for a new battletome.
 
That’s why if I visit Florida I can pick up all the snakes and unleash them in their HQ
 
Come on chaps let's just be patient.

We know that Hobbitses are coming to Blood Bowl next week, and I'm assuming Sylvaneth will be released the week after that now that Forbidden Power's out, so that they're no longer clogging the release schedule, and by then it'll be the UK Games Expo preview - I say wait just for the next couple of weeks until this preview comes out, as that'll be teasing the next army I imagine.

If either the next army isn't Seraphon or GW still don't release Sylvaneth until after the UK Games Expo so that they can milk and jazz up their release as much as possible (which I wouldn't be surprised at), you have my full permission to revolt. Indeed I'll be your Caratacus tactician figure.
 
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