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I once saw a grown man get angry that his shoes were placed in a separate bag but in a bag next to a loaf of bread

 

WAT

 

Oh yes.

One time a woman approached me in the automotive department and with the straight face of ignorance asked me if we sold "KY brand motor oil."

Her boyfriend/husband/SO was down the way in electronics looking towards her and chuckling the whole way down the aisle.

 

Oh my LORD

 

Gurl I got the best and worst of walmart when I worked there for a year

 

Okay what then is your WORST and WILDEST Wal Mart story?

 

Not my Mart, but the infamous one 1 mile away.

This Walmart is avoided unless in desperation or you live in it's vicinity.

It's literally called by the name of the street it borders.

Unless you are desperate, you do not go into Fletcher Mart.

Anyway, one of my co workers told me when she worked there a lady finished checking out, walked 2 feet into the aisle between the registers and customer service, pulled down her legging material shorts, and popped a squat.

 

People are fascinating and gross and in my three years of retail I have yet to see something like that holy shit literally

 

It can't make your heart warm

 

Yes. Yes indeed

 

Sure it can... it has Gauss power!

 

Language Warning...

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=4702338346455854

 

I was thinking of putting it there, but I usually try to keep it restricted to pictures. I think I have posted a video or two in the past though.

 

So my plan is to separate my unpainted collection into buckets based on what spray primer I am using on them. Then I can blam through a bucket at a time and get everything worked on.

Obviously this will require a great deal of assembly to accomplish, but I have this weekend , next weekend, and 4 days of bachelor-hood while my wife is on a business trip later in the month.

 

Sounds like a good plan.